{"product_id":"the-world-s-best-executive-officer-eo-commemorative-mug","title":"The \"World’s Best Executive Officer\" EO - Commemorative Mug","description":"\n  \u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe EO: The only person in the Department who knows where the Minister is, why the briefing is late, and how to fix the printer—simultaneously.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo be an Executive Officer is to live in the permanent \"urgent\" lane. You are the filter, the fixer, and the human shield for your Division Head. Your day is a relentless stream of \"quick favors,\" Senate Estimates prep, and managing stakeholders who all think their task is the highest priority.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're herding EL2s to meet a deadline or \"clearing the deck\" for a sudden Cabinet submission, this glossy white ceramic mug is your official badge of office.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eExecutive-Level Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eValidated Authority:\u003c\/b\u003e Boasts a \"World’s Best\" rating that has been peer-reviewed by every stressed SES officer in the building.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdministrative Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e Made of high-quality ceramic that is \u003cb\u003edishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s built to survive the communal tea room and the heat of a 4:30 PM \"Please Call\" sticky note.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIndependently Tested:\u003c\/b\u003e Product safety tests have been conducted by third-party laboratories. Because as an EO, you’ve already managed enough risks for one week.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/b\u003e High-vibrancy print that remains crisp even when you’re on your sixth coffee of the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/b\u003e 11oz (0.33 l)—The essential volume for a double-shot flat white (your only fuel).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Glossy White (Classic, professional, and slightly intimidating).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Ceramic (Because you need something that won't break under pressure).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Note: This mug grants the user the unspoken power to tell an EL2 that their 'urgent' brief is actually 4th in the queue. Results may vary depending on the quality of the coffee inside.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Taken On Notice","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41991015268387,"sku":"ae85bc84-3225-4b68-b6fd-74a6f3e29227","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3833\/1939\/files\/09ba5bd3-f61d-4c38-9344-e21e7cf274f3.webp?v=1772706123","url":"https:\/\/takenonnotice.com.au\/products\/the-world-s-best-executive-officer-eo-commemorative-mug","provider":"Taken On Notice","version":"1.0","type":"link"}