{"product_id":"worlds-best-el1-mug-minimal","title":"World's Best EL1 Mug – Minimal Design","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCongratulations on your elevation to the Executive Level. Here is your mandated porcelain reward.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing an EL1 is the ultimate balancing act: you’re high enough to know the strategic direction, but low enough to still be the one actually fixing the formatting on the 200-page Senate Estimates brief at 9:00 PM on a Tuesday. This mug is for the EL1 who survives on \"strategic pivots,\" \"stakeholder management,\" and an alarming amount of caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're \"taking it on notice\" for an SES officer or \"circling back\" with your APS6, this glossy white ceramic mug is the official vessel for your morning flat white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eExecutive-Level Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eProven Performance:\u003c\/b\u003e Boasts a \"World’s Best\" rating that has been thoroughly vetted, cleared by the Minister’s office, and independently verified (by your own high standards).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBureaucracy-Proof:\u003c\/b\u003e Made of high-quality ceramic that is both \u003cb\u003edishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/b\u003e. It retains its luster even after 9,432 rounds in the communal tea room dishwasher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSafety First:\u003c\/b\u003e Product safety tests have been conducted by independent third-party laboratories. Because at the EL1 level, you can’t afford any unmitigated risks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e High-vibrancy print that won't fade, unlike your original enthusiasm for the departmental restructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/b\u003e 11oz (0.33 l)—The standard unit of measurement for a \"quick catch-up\" coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic Glossy White (The \"Blank Slate\" of departmental aesthetics).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Ceramic (Sturdy enough to withstand a MoG change).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"APS\" Tactical Move:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Note: Possession of this mug does not automatically grant a Higher Duties Allowance (HDA), though it does significantly improve your standing during the afternoon tea-room gossip.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Taken On Notice","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42012760997923,"sku":"529542ed-c774-486a-9aab-ea2fcf1ded7c","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/3833\/1939\/files\/d52c8735-7cf3-4979-a94e-e6b677f8404d.webp?v=1783561941","url":"https:\/\/takenonnotice.com.au\/products\/worlds-best-el1-mug-minimal","provider":"Taken On Notice","version":"1.0","type":"link"}