World's Sh*ttest APS5 Mug

We've all had those days. The inbox is overflowing, the coffee machine is broken, someone's left the communal milk out again, and you're somehow still expected to have a briefing ready by 3 PM. This mug is for those days — and for the APS5 who powers through them anyway.

Featuring our cheeky, cartoonish 'poo' character flexing its muscles and proudly owning the title of World's Sh*ttest APS5, this mug is the perfectly self-aware desk companion. It's a lighthearted nod to the daily chaos of public service life — because sometimes you just need to laugh to avoid doing another Machinery of Government change.

This 11oz ceramic vessel is cleared for high-level briefing duties. Whether you're fuelling up for a marathon Senate Estimates session, surviving your third consecutive status update meeting, or just trying to get through inbox zero on a Friday afternoon, this mug is your steadfast primary stakeholder.

Key Features:

• Classic 11oz Ceramic Mug — Generous enough for the workload of three people.
• Durable & Dishwasher Safe — Built tough, just like you after onboarding.
• Bold, Vibrant Print — Stands out proudly in the communal kitchen.
• A Statement Piece — Lets everyone in the open-plan office know where you stand.
• Ideal Farewell or Birthday Gift — For the APS5 who laughs in the face of the APS Code.

Treat yourself or gift it to the office legend who's held things together since before the last election. Order yours today!