The "MoG" Find & Replace - Tee
"It’s just a simple administrative change," they said. "It’ll be seamless," they promised.
The Machinery of Government (MoG) change: the only time in your career where moving your stapler three desks to the left requires a 40-page briefing note and a complete identity crisis. This design captures that specific moment of Zen when you realize you have 9,432 documents to "re-badge" before the Minister’s 4:00 PM deadline.
Featuring the iconic "Find and Replace" dialogue box that haunts the dreams of every APS staffer, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone currently navigating a departmental reshuffle.
The "Working From Home" Standard:
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Premium Comfort: Made from 100% organic combed cotton—softer than a vague Ministerial Direction and far more reliable than a shared printer.
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Built to Last: At 180 g/m² (5.3 oz/yd²), this tee is sturdy enough to survive a Senate Estimates hearing and multiple "all-hands" Zoom calls.
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Departmental Fit: A classic regular fit with a ribbed neck collar and side-seamed construction, ensuring you look "policy-ready" even on a Friday afternoon.
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Attention to Detail: Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems (because unlike a MoG change, we actually care about the finish).
Specifications:
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Graphic: A pixel-perfect "Find & Replace" interface with the dreaded "9,432 matches found" notification.
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Vibe: High-level jadedness mixed with "taking it on notice" energy.
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Ethical Sourcing: Certified by GOTS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA (VEGAN). It’s the most compliant thing in your wardrobe.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |